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Tim Tebow Ghost Won’t Go Away

Tim Tebow Ghost Won’t Go Away

God, dressed in his long flowing white robe smacked the side of his old 19″ Zenith TV and fiddled around with the rabbit ears, …

Patriots Get Super Help From the Devil

Patriots Get Super Help From the Devil

Super Bowl Sunday is always a special time in Heaven. Back on Earth football fans …

Marshawn Lynch Gains a Fan Down Below

“A little to the left Johnny.” The Devil steadied the ladder as the late serial killer John Wayne…

Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil

The walls in the Devil’s office vibrated so much from the deafening music that an oil painting of…

Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick addressed the media about “Deflate Gate” with his typical stone face.…

God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers

God leaned over for a closer look at the computer screen and then laughed so loud the small group gathered in the garden gazebo stopped what they were doing and…

Brandon Bostick Causes Grief for the Devil

Brandon Bostick Causes Grief for the Devil

God hit the rewind button on the VCR’s remote but for the eighth time nothing…

Devil: “I’m Giving the Patriots an Edge”

Devil: “I’m Giving the Patriots an Edge”

A handful of bullet riddled drug cartel thugs kicked around a half-deflated soccer ball until…

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

Monday night means it’s Bowling Night in Hell and the Devil and his good palĀ Grigori…

Rex Ryan & His Deal with the Devil

Rex Ryan & His Deal with the Devil

God, his hands clasped behind his long white robe, chuckled as former Bengals running back…

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