God Talks Back

“Show Me the Money Manziel!”

“Show Me the Money Manziel!”

God, dressed in his flowing white robe and a Cleveland Browns cap studied his image…

Carmelo Anthony May Need Knee Surgery

Carmelo Anthony May Need Knee Surgery

God pounded on the newspaper dispenser. The quarter finally clinked down and he bent over…

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Nice shot Bantam Ben,” yelled God in his booming voice as Ben Hogan tapped in…

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Dutch! Long time no see,” Said God. “Please — pull up a chair.” The legendary…

Coaches & Players Prayers

Johnny Manziel: " Oh God, why did I turn pro?"
Marc Trestman: "Please make Jay Cutler disappear."
Megatron: "Forget what I said. Please God don't let Julio Jones break my record."
Steve Kerr: "Thank God I didn't go with the Knicks!"
Phil Jackson: "God, even Zen can't clean up this mess."
Carmelo Anthony: "Ditto that last one God."

NFL

  • Andrew Luck: Nice Guys Finish First
  • “Show Me the Money Manziel!”
  • NFL to Adrian Peterson: “No Football For You!”
  • “Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God
  • Johnny Manziel is a Midget
  • God Has An Idea for the NFL

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Dutch! Long time no see,” Said God. “Please — pull up a chair.” The legendary Casey Stengel winked and sat down. God looked at the faded picture of Stengel in his hand and then back up at the man known to millions through the years as “The Old Perfessor.” “Wow, you really were young once.”…

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Nice shot Bantam Ben,” yelled God in his booming voice as Ben Hogan tapped in a two foot putt. “Oh thanks G – just giving Payne Stewart over here some short game pointers.” God chuckled. “I gotta get Tiger Woods up here in Heaven soon — his golf game already went to hell!” Hogan and…

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

God to Jets Fans: “Don’t Count Rex Out!”

There he was, the master of the universe sitting at his simple IKEA desk throwing back a handful of M&M’s and trash talking with the Devil. “Devil, as you know I have a dark side.” “Oh, I know. The Holocaust, the Crusades, the Armenians, the bubonic plague, Stalingrad, Hannah Montana, the…” “OK, shut up. Maybe…

God to Jets Fans: “Don’t Count Rex Out!”

Carmelo Anthony May Need Knee Surgery

God pounded on the newspaper dispenser. The quarter finally clinked down and he bent over to open the door. The front page of “Heaven Today” spelled bad news for the lone star on the Knicks roster: “Carmelo Anthony May Need Knee Surgery”. God slapped the newspaper with the back of his hand. “Christ! After all…

Carmelo Anthony May Need Knee Surgery

Nets Dumping Deron Williams, Joe Johnson & Brook Lopez?

Here it is mid-December and it looks like the 8-11 Brooklyn Nets are about to pull the chute and their Big Three could be fini. ¬†According to ESPN they’re open to trading former All-Stars Deron Williams, Joe Johnson and Brook Lopez. Very expensive guys who didn’t get the Nets very far last season (nearly $190…

Nets Dumping Deron Williams, Joe Johnson & Brook Lopez?

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