God Talks Back

Kristaps Porzingis Too Tall: Phil Jackson

Kristaps Porzingis Too Tall: Phil Jackson

“Rounding third is Alvarez — the throw home — up the third base line —…

God, the Devil & Geno Smith

God, the Devil & Geno Smith

God stood up and pounded his fist on his desk. “Sacrilege! This Colonel Sanders is…

Knicks Can’t Draw Top Free Agents

Knicks Can’t Draw Top Free Agents

God, his hands clasped behind his flowing white robe paced back and forth in his…

NBA Draft: Rumblings From Heaven

NBA Draft: Rumblings From Heaven

God, a Knicks fan kept slapping the side of his old desktop monitor but it…

Stan Wavrinka & His Ugly Shorts

Stan Wavrinka & His Ugly Shorts

There they were, the two most powerful beings in the universe standing side by side,…

Prayers

Carmelo Anthony: "God, what the hell is Latvia?"
Brian Cashman: "God, how do I stuff Sabathia into a carpet?"
Tiger Woods: "God, I can't play this damn game anymore!"
LeBron: "God, I'm opting to go someplace else."

NFL

  • Tim Tebow Ghost Won’t Go Away
  • Patriots Get Super Help From the Devil
  • Marshawn Lynch Gains a Fan Down Below
  • Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil
  • Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”
  • God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Dutch! Long time no see,” Said God. “Please — pull up a chair.” The legendary Casey Stengel winked and sat down. God looked at the faded picture of Stengel in his hand and then back up at the man known to millions through the years as “The Old Perfessor.” “Wow, you really were young once.”…

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Nice shot Bantam Ben,” yelled God in his booming voice as Ben Hogan tapped in a two foot putt. “Oh thanks G – just giving Payne Stewart over here some short game pointers.” God chuckled. “I gotta get Tiger Woods up here in Heaven soon — his golf game already went to hell!” Hogan and…

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

God, the Devil & Geno Smith

God stood up and pounded his fist on his desk. “Sacrilege! This Colonel Sanders is an insult to the chicken world!” His secretary Evelyn Lincoln buzzed him. “Everything OK in there pops?” she asked in her nasally voice. Just then the Devil whisked past her and into God’s office. “Did you see this joker?” asked…

God, the Devil & Geno Smith

Kristaps Porzingis Too Tall: Phil Jackson

“Rounding third is Alvarez — the throw home — up the third base line — Pirates win! Pirates win! Raise the Jolly Roger!!!” God, sound asleep at his desk missed Pittsburgh’s walk off win flickering on his old 19″ Philco. But he wouldn’t be asleep for long because the Devil had other plans. The master…

Kristaps Porzingis Too Tall: Phil Jackson

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

“Sadie Johnson — come on down!” The fat lady screamed in joy as she stumbled her way to the stage. When she got there she gave host Bob Barker a big hug as the crowd went wild. The Devil was in his den watching a vintage rerun of “The Price Is Right” and decided to…

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

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