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Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil

Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil

The walls in the Devil’s office vibrated so much from the deafening music that an…

Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”

Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick addressed the media about “Deflate Gate” with his…

God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers

God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers

God leaned over for a closer look at the computer screen and then laughed so…

Brandon Bostick Causes Grief for the Devil

Brandon Bostick Causes Grief for the Devil

God hit the rewind button on the VCR’s remote but for the eighth time nothing…

Devil: “I’m Giving the Patriots an Edge”

Devil: “I’m Giving the Patriots an Edge”

A handful of bullet riddled drug cartel thugs kicked around a half-deflated soccer ball until…

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Coaches & Players Prayers

Bill Belichick: "God, let them blame Brady."
Kobe Bryant: "God, I feel like I've been run over by a Bimmer on the 5."
Greg Anthony: "Oh God, I just blew my TV career over a hooker."
Jack Del Rio: "Restore the Raiders to greatness? Oh, God, did I really say that?"
LeBron: "Oh God, do me and my talents miss South Beach."
Phil Jackson: "God, three straight wins -- we're supposed to be tanking!"

NFL

  • Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil
  • Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”
  • God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers
  • Brandon Bostick Causes Grief for the Devil
  • Devil: “I’m Giving the Patriots an Edge”
  • Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Dutch! Long time no see,” Said God. “Please — pull up a chair.” The legendary Casey Stengel winked and sat down. God looked at the faded picture of Stengel in his hand and then back up at the man known to millions through the years as “The Old Perfessor.” “Wow, you really were young once.”…

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Nice shot Bantam Ben,” yelled God in his booming voice as Ben Hogan tapped in a two foot putt. “Oh thanks G – just giving Payne Stewart over here some short game pointers.” God chuckled. “I gotta get Tiger Woods up here in Heaven soon — his golf game already went to hell!” Hogan and…

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

Monday night means it’s Bowling Night in Hell and the Devil and his good pal Grigori Rasputin were up to no good. The master evildoer and the former adviser to the Romanov’s and to Jets’ owners Leon Hess and Woody Johnson watched as Benito Mussolini rolled the red and black ball down the lane. “Check this…

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

The Knicks Get Some Good Advice

The 25 footer ticked off the back of the rim and dropped straight through. “Now let’s see that drive to the hoop Dave!” yelled God from his courtside seat. The man in the blue Knicks uniform with number 22 on the back put his head down and drove like a bull down the lane and…

The Knicks Get Some Good Advice

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

“Sadie Johnson — come on down!” The fat lady screamed in joy as she stumbled her way to the stage. When she got there she gave host Bob Barker a big hug as the crowd went wild. The Devil was in his den watching a vintage rerun of “The Price Is Right” and decided to…

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

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