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Johan Santana Comeback – In Elvis’ Hands?

Johan Santana Comeback – In Elvis’ Hands?

Spring training was underway and God was in a baseball mood. He wanted to look…

George Steinbrenner Goes Nuts

George Steinbrenner Goes Nuts

When the news reached Heaven, George Steinbrenner — known to millions of the living as…

Phil Jackson & the Basketball Gods

Phil Jackson & the Basketball Gods

God, in his long, brilliant white Sunday robe tapped the keys on his IPad as…

God & the Devil Talk Baseball

God & the Devil Talk Baseball

God stared out of his office window with a blank look. Even the sight of…

A-Rod Already Giving God a Migraine

A-Rod Already Giving God a Migraine

It was late afternoon at the “Heavenly Fitness” gym and God stopped at the bench…

Prayers

Arte Moreno: "Josh Hamilton...God what was I thinking?"
John Henry: "Thank God Hal is running the Yankees instead of George."
Tiger Woods: "God, I want my old life (and tooth) back!"
LeBron: "God, am I glad I took my talents and receding hairline back to Cleveland."

NFL

  • Patriots Get Super Help From the Devil
  • Marshawn Lynch Gains a Fan Down Below
  • Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil
  • Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”
  • God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers
  • Brandon Bostick Causes Grief for the Devil

Johan Santana Comeback – In Elvis’ Hands?

Spring training was underway and God was in a baseball mood. He wanted to look through some of his old scrapbooks but couldn’t find them. He feverishly flipped stuff out of his desk draws — a box of 1930’s Coca Cola bottle caps; a copy of the Magna Carta; a locket of hair from the…

Johan Santana Comeback – In Elvis’ Hands?

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Nice shot Bantam Ben,” yelled God in his booming voice as Ben Hogan tapped in a two foot putt. “Oh thanks G – just giving Payne Stewart over here some short game pointers.” God chuckled. “I gotta get Tiger Woods up here in Heaven soon — his golf game already went to hell!” Hogan and…

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

Monday night means it’s Bowling Night in Hell and the Devil and his good pal Grigori Rasputin were up to no good. The master evildoer and the former adviser to the Romanov’s and to Jets’ owners Leon Hess and Woody Johnson watched as Benito Mussolini rolled the red and black ball down the lane. “Check this…

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

Phil Jackson & the Basketball Gods

God, in his long, brilliant white Sunday robe tapped the keys on his IPad as he strolled along the dirt path around Pearly Gates Lake. He was so engrossed in a Twitter message that he didn’t notice the two souls dressed in colorful 18th century garb passing the other way. “Good morning Lord,” said Thomas…

Phil Jackson & the Basketball Gods

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

“Sadie Johnson — come on down!” The fat lady screamed in joy as she stumbled her way to the stage. When she got there she gave host Bob Barker a big hug as the crowd went wild. The Devil was in his den watching a vintage rerun of “The Price Is Right” and decided to…

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

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