God Talks Back

The Knicks Take an Uppercut

The Knicks Take an Uppercut

God, wearing his flowing white robe kicked his sandals upon his simple Ikea desk and…

The Devil & Isiah Thomas

The Devil & Isiah Thomas

It was a slow day down in Hell so the Devil figured he’d treat his…

The Devil’s Big Plan for A-Rod

The Devil’s Big Plan for A-Rod

Monday morning is the day God and the Devil take a break from their worldly…

Masahiro Tanaka Hurt & George Steinbrenner Loses It

Masahiro Tanaka Hurt & George Steinbrenner Loses It

“Goddamnit, I got another fat toad on my hands!” screamed the late Yankees owner George…

Tim Tebow Ghost Won’t Go Away

Tim Tebow Ghost Won’t Go Away

God, dressed in his long flowing white robe smacked the side of his old 19″…

Prayers

Roger Goodell: "Oh God, give me the strength to suspend Brady."
Brian Cashman: "God, how do I get rid of Sabathia and Beltran?"
Tiger Woods: "God, I want my old life (and swing) back!"
LeBron: "God, am I glad I took my talents and receding hairline back to Cleveland."

NFL

  • Tim Tebow Ghost Won’t Go Away
  • Patriots Get Super Help From the Devil
  • Marshawn Lynch Gains a Fan Down Below
  • Belichick Embarrasses Even the Devil
  • Belichick & Deflate Gate: “I Know Nothing!”
  • God Can’t Believe Aaron Rodgers

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Dutch! Long time no see,” Said God. “Please — pull up a chair.” The legendary Casey Stengel winked and sat down. God looked at the faded picture of Stengel in his hand and then back up at the man known to millions through the years as “The Old Perfessor.” “Wow, you really were young once.”…

God and Casey Stengel Talk Mets

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

“Nice shot Bantam Ben,” yelled God in his booming voice as Ben Hogan tapped in a two foot putt. “Oh thanks G – just giving Payne Stewart over here some short game pointers.” God chuckled. “I gotta get Tiger Woods up here in Heaven soon — his golf game already went to hell!” Hogan and…

“Tom Coughlin – It’s Time to Retire”: God

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

Monday night means it’s Bowling Night in Hell and the Devil and his good pal¬†Grigori Rasputin were up to no good. The master evildoer and the former adviser to the Romanov’s and to Jets’ owners Leon Hess and Woody Johnson watched as Benito Mussolini rolled the red and black ball down the lane. “Check this…

Devil Beaten to the Punch: Jets Hire Todd Bowles

The Knicks Take an Uppercut

God, wearing his flowing white robe kicked his sandals upon his simple Ikea desk and leaned back contentedly in his creaky chair. He was in an unusually good mood considering the biker shootout in Waco, Texas a couple of days before. He called his assistant, Evelyn Lincoln on his 1960’s intercom. “Evelyn, let me know…

The Knicks Take an Uppercut

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

“Sadie Johnson — come on down!” The fat lady screamed in joy as she stumbled her way to the stage. When she got there she gave host Bob Barker a big hug as the crowd went wild. The Devil was in his den watching a vintage rerun of “The Price Is Right” and decided to…

Mikhail Prokhorov To Sell Nets & God Isn’t Happy

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